Good, Bad and Dad Jokes and a Video Message from Robert
Good morning gentlemen,
First, please take a look at this quick video message above that I recorded this morning.
Now, enjoy the jokes I got from our email camper & counselor joke request a couple of weeks ago. If you have one to send in, please do for next time!
Robert
robert@mondamin.com
Question: What do you call the fastest sailboat in the world?
Answer: Usain Boat.
Q: How do you make a yacht look younger?
A: Boat-Tox.
Q: How do you make a boat feel better?
A: Give it some “Vitamin Sea”.
Q: Where do ghosts like to go sailing?
A: Lake Eerie
Q: What do you do with a sick boat?
A: Take it to the doc.
Q: What do you call a cyborg that likes to sit in a canoe?
A: a row-bot.
Q: Why did my dad would always tell me that, if my canoe flipped over, I could just use it as a hat?
A: Because it’s capsized.
Q: What do you call a canoe that’s 50% off?
A: a sale boat.
Q: How do swimmers clean themselves?
A: They wash up on shore!
Q: Why do dolphins only swim in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?
A: Nothing. It just waved.
Q: Why can elephants swim whenever they want?
A: They always have their trunks!
Q: Why couldn’t the mountain bike continue?
A: Because it was too tired.
Q: What happened when I was hit in the head by a mountain bike component?
A: It was a bit of a shock.
Q: What happened when I came across two talking stones while I was out hiking?
A: One Was Big but Shy. The Other Was A Little Boulder.
Q: A pony goes to the doctor and tells him, “Doc, I think I’m dying. I have this terrible sore throat.”
A: The doctor assures him, “It’s okay—you’re just a little horse.”
Q: Why was the pig red?
A: He was out all day BACON in the sun!
Q: What did Tennessee?
A: What Arkansas
Q: What do you call a playlist made for hiking.
A: trail mix.
Q: Ever heard of the new restaurant karma?
A: There’s no menu you get what you deserve
Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: It had too many problems!
Q: Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they are extinct
Q: Wanna hear a pizza joke?
A: I can’t tell you. It’s too cheesy
Q: Why is a slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.
A: These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
